Can't believe I had to listen to the Olympics closing ceremony in EYE-talian! They sang opera, played Eye-talian tunes! Don't they know America is First! Speak American youse guys! We have supermarkets with a whole ROW of Eye-talian stuff, and we eat MORE Ragu sauce than anybody! Geeze, and four years from now, those Frenchies will host the games. BONjer! Geeze...