Can we go back to the days when we would discretely pee in the ocean. I get it, people are older, it's harder to get deep enough, but blatantly standing in ankle deep water and just letting go is craziness. A woman is literally on her knees next to me peeing in the water right now, another man walks to the edge yanks his shirt up and lets it rip. Can we make peeing in the water discreet again.
Moderator's Note: Sounds like dangerous place to be writing a spout.