Stop the presses, we have amazing news from Avalon.
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Avalon - Stop the presses, we have amazing news from Avalon. We have invented and installed four-foot-wide concrete walkways along all our public streets. We call them sidewalks and they provide a safer place for walkers and parents pushing strollers to ambulate without fear of cars, trucks, and bikes. Please try them out, free of charge. Maybe when you go back home you can tell your town government about them so you can walk safely there as well.
Moderator's Note:
To ambulate is to walk.
Print Publication Date:
8/07/2019