I recently witnessed a lifeguard drill on the beach whereby the

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Avalon - I recently witnessed a lifeguard drill on the beach whereby the lifeguards ran from one stand to another - relieving their colleague and ultimately shifting the man/woman power down the beach. I think we should retool the lifeguards to use this same efficient method to deliver nachos, wings, and sushi from the Windrift to the beach goers.

Moderator's Note: 
You might find that our highly trained lifeguards would decline the honor.
Print Publication Date: 
7/20/2022