Grandma is locked up in the garage under forced quarantine.

Avalon - Grandma is locked up in the garage under forced quarantine. The kids are locked in their rooms (Glad I invested in that Playstation) and I just cracked another cold one while eagerly awaiting my $800 a week welfare check. I'm just dying to taste that $17 a quart ice cream that Nancy Pelosi claims is the sha dizzle wizzle. Now if we could only get the governor to eliminate property taxes and legalize marijuana (I like variety) while paying me $10 grand a piece per year to have my children attend google university. LOL.