At 238 words per minute (average adult non-fiction speed), 450 words per page, and 8 hours/day every day (7 days/week), it would take about 32.3 years to read all 3 million Epstein document pages cover-to-cover. Quick math Total words: 3M pages × 450 = 1.35 billion Words/day: 238 wpm × 60 min × 8 hrs = 114,240 Days needed: 1.35B ÷ 114,240 ≈ 11,816 days Years: 11,816 ÷ 365 ≈ 32.4 years Mom, have a nice time!