Lacking an outlet for your creativity?

Cape May - Lacking an outlet for your creativity? Try the turnaround at the Cove. Obtain a handicapped designation, even though you are able-bodied enough to jump the wall or trot down to the beach. Become a Lyft driver and use the handicapped space to hang out waiting for fares. Park in the fire and emergency lanes, surely your convenience is more important than saving another's life or property. Pretend you can't read and park for extended periods chatting with your friends through the car window, directly in front of the 'No Parking, Stopping or Standing' signs. So many opportunities. Join others!