I was in a bar the other day, I’m a quiet person, agreeable.

Lower Township - I was in a bar the other day, I’m a quiet person, agreeable. I got into a disagreement the bouncer, looked for sure like I would lose. The unexpected happens, he offers me money to leave. What’s this? My policy he says. We had our accountant figure it all out, seems it’s cheaper to just pay you to go. Considering backlash from unauthorized nose jobs, bouncer insurance, and miscellaneous costs, and adding inconvenience by some who break furniture with faces causing unanticipated expenses, it was decided. It’s cheaper just to pay you to leave, and it’s much less trouble. Is a $20 enough? Smart!