I'm a visitor. The CMC zoo here is the best.

Sea Isle City - I'm a visitor. The CMC zoo here is the best. But on my last visit, I noticed some animals (I'm talking to you goats!) seemed way too depressed. I get it. Believe me, I get it. Look, I just got passed over for a promotion at work. My kids hate me. And my wife left me for the Comcast guy. But you don't see me being mopey! I have an idea. Let's end these grumpy animals' misery. Cheer up or go in the lion cage. That way, the lion could have some fun, the zoo could sell tickets, and the meat could be used by local soup kitchens. It's a win, win!