Once upon a time, on a little, blue marble spinning through spac
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Lower Township - Once upon a time, on a little, blue marble spinning through space, there were lunch counters at five and dimes. Too much fighting occurred, so a clown, a king and a Kentucky colonel started fast food stores. The people got enormously overweight, and the drug chains loved it. Then, a pizza owner mentioned a terrible word in a private telephone call, that only people can say in some songs. All the places where men played children’s games took this pizza man's advertisements down. One can’t go to book stores to read this story, for all the Borders are no more. Amazon controls it all now. The end.
Print Publication Date:
8/01/2018