In major breaking news, the Supreme Court just gave President Trump a huge win in his fight to prevent non-citizens from voting in our elections. Details can be found at Supremecourt.gov soon. Watch out for liberal tears, they’re slippery, and prepare for future uninformed meltdowns just for following the law. Turn around, don’t drowned if we get the flooding forecasts promise this weekend. Don’t destroy your car, find higher ground quickly and wait, watch TV on your phone until water subsides.