Everyone knows about the free-ranging chicken crisis on Avenue S. Well, folks, the plot has officially thickened. A certain borough employee was reportedly spotted leaving the chicken compound with TWO DOZEN EGGS. Coincidence? Payment in poultry? A yolk-based influence operation? Chicken-Gate has begun.Were eggs exchanged for strategic clucking immunity? Has Big Chicken infiltrated Borough Hall? We’re not accusing anyone of anything—we’re just asking the important questions: What did he know, when did he know it… and how does he like his eggs?