Things are going so bad in the Small Potatos War that in an attempt to halt information leaks, the Trump administration has ordered dozens of Pentagon officials to undergo polygraph tests amid media reports of dwindling United States weapons stockpiles in the Middle East. The World's biggest liar had military officers and civilian officials working with the US military’s Joint Staff were subjected to polygraph examinations – commonly known as lie-detector tests in August. Oh, thank you for your service...