The MUA has achieved what science said was impossible: making the smell outside better than the smell inside. Every day is a mix of sewage, broken promises, and “we’ll get back to you.” The odor eventually washes off—but the morale doesn’t. At this point, the air deserves hazard pay, and the only thing being recycled faster than wastewater is management’s excuses. Welcome to the fragrance nobody asked for.The MUA just stinks in every way imaginable.