Please help me with my legal defense as I was recently arrested in D.C. when during the 250th Celebration, I started screaming that "Trump does not care about average Americans!" I wan't arrested for Disturbing the Peace. It was for Sedition of spreading State Secrets. They put me in jail with the Paint Chip Vandals who touched the alge on top of the water in the Reflective Pool. Please send whatever you can but no more Shake-N-Bake coupons. Bless you.
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