The communists up in Maine ate a bad oyster and now they’re complaining because they can’t find a napkin to get rid of the results out of public view. They were warned not to eat the oyster many times with some comparing it to gas station sushi, it was green around the edges, had hair on it, and had a funny smell but they slathered it in cocktail sauce and lemon to hide the odor and wolfed it down anyway. Now they’re sick looking for someone, anyone else to blame. You ate it, now own it!