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Cape May Beach

Hakeem Jeffries appeased the communist alligator by giving them cover under his big tent. What does he get for his trouble? Chants of You’re Next! Its understood in the swamps that when a person feeds alligators they better keep feeding for life, if you run out of things to feed it it it eats you. It’s hard to remember the primary objective is to drain the swamp when there’s alligators chomping on your backside but one man does it successfully. The rest won’t learn until it’s too late and they’re on the menu. Ever tried alligator? Tastes like chicken, let’s cook some in November.

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