Just out. The DOJ announces an investigation into Coco the monkey who once threw a banana peel at an 8 yr old Donald Trump when he was visiting the Bronx Zoo. Trump claims that the monkey was encouraged to throw the banana peel by a then 12 year old Joseph Biden. Trump also blames the liberal media for a cover up of the incident and plans a lawsuit "the likes of which have never been seen before." Trump said that "Coco is a horrible horrible disgusting monkey and will regret he picked on me."