Is today’s paper for HAROLD? April fools are bad spellers now, huh? What’s going on? Don’t make me come down there! Harold is my father in law’s Christian name but he doesn’t even use it. Everybody who likes him calls him Gene (Eugene is his middle name). Do us a favor and try a little harder next time. C’mon. You’re the HERALD!
Moderator's Note: Many apologies to the Harolds of the world.