I’d love to live in Bermuda right now, especially given the weather, but the problem is I’m a victim of the fake affordability crisis, and lo and behold I can’t afford it. Given that I need to bring a lot of money to enter Bermuda, doesn’t that sound like Trumps gold card? Sure does, but back to my first world problem, aren’t you interested? Unlike some, I don’t blame you! So what did I do? Lowered my expectations. People dependent on others don’t get to call the shots, and they don’t get to control the lives and neighborhoods of those that worked hard and did the right thing