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West Wildwood

In accordance with the recent presidential order encouraging increased shower head water pressure, I’d like to encourage all fellow residents to upgrade accordingly. May I suggest the Commando 450—for those who believe a shower should feel less like a light mist and more like a life choice. Turn it up. Freedom flows at full pressure. God Bless America!

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