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Cape May

I’m planning to go to Florida to hunt down those invasive cats, to save the native Florida wildlife. Every time I catch one, I’m going to give the cat a date and a time where it can come to a meeting in a year or two so a judge can decide whether or not it should be sent home. If the cats don’t show up for those meetings, I’ll make sure they get stern warnings the next time they’re caught. Of course, all the kittens get to stay because they were born here.

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