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West Wildwood

With the recent power disruption in Wildwood due to reports of squirrels, I think it's time to address the issue. Clearly these were extreme right MAGA squirrels with the agenda of overthrowing the local government . This act by the extreme squireel base was a terroristic act fueled by the extreme rhetoric of Trump. I've seen video of these little squirrels at Trump rallies waiving American flags in their little hands. Some even paint their tails red white and blue! We don't need another Jan 6th event with a squirrel uprising.It's time we investigate these extreme right squirrels wearing their tiny little red maga hats.

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