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If I’m in my very fast car speeding around town ignoring all the rules, blowing through all the stop signs, should I be surprised when I get T-boned in an intersection and my car catches on fire? And in my obviously stupid state, not ignorant, I knew it was wrong and had all the information necessary to make a proper decision, but ignored it. Should I foolishly make a terrible situation worse when a hero Cop comes out on my behalf, pulls my crumbled carcass from the wreck, saving my life, and I reward them by calling them a pig, and pointing out a coffee stain on their shirt? Unwise, yes?

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