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Cape May County

Democrats, I’m up late at night working away, and I was wondering how you managed to capture an F5 Tornado in a bread bag, and keep it contained for so long? My complex calculations and state of the art testing equipment says that bag should have burst months ago. After additional calculations, assisted by ancient scholars, combined with proprietary algorithms of my own design, I learned there is one solution.Thicker plastic. Forensic math + what’s known in the science community as the Hunter wildcard, + adding the Biden deterioration factor = that puppy is about to burst. Prepare tinfoil hats

Moderator's Note: Ok ,another "you have to laugh no matter where your allegiances lie". This spout is funny!!

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