In the wake of another electoral shellacking centered on the issue of abortion rights – this time in Ohio – the RNC has release the following statement in an effort to help itself in any and all upcoming elections: Hey there! It’s the Republican Party here, just popping in to let you know we are listening, we have heard you and we are now proudly pro-choice! We realize this may come as a surprise, given our past support for draconian restrictions on women’s rights. We got swept up in some wacky stuff, figured we knew everything and assumed God would help us push it through. Opps, our bad!