A teenage girl survived a shark attack over the weekend in Stone Harbor, New Jersey. Probably the first of many as Global Warming changes the feeding patterns of fish. To defend against future shark attacks, the RNC of Cape May County has photocopied the plans for future off-shore wind turbines to educate the sharks, so they can join the whales and dolfins to beach themselves in Cape May County out of fear of the future green energy development. Republicans know that fear is a great motivator and hope it will make the sharks go away.