To the Spouter from Marmora complaining about the “pesky leaves” in the Fall; the point of contact is the Township’s Director of Deciduous Detritus, LEAF Erickson. He will provide you with a hot glue gun and glue sticks to put the leaves back in the trees. You will need to provide your own ladder and extension cord(s).
Moderator's Note: Best spout of the day! A good laugh is better than medicine.