The Cape May County zoo is truly the jewel of the county. Every time I visit, it's my first stop. But I have an idea to bring in more tourists. On a recent visit, there was an exhibit that was empty and contained zookeepers cleaning but no animals. Yet people stood there and watched! I even saw a guy taking pictures! Then it struck me! Aren't we animals, too? So go toss some volunteers in there, stick a human sign in the viewing area and tell them to live their lives. That's way more interesting than some boring giraffe.