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North Wildwood

Maybe we need to look at ourselves on the beaches. Tell your grand mom that wearing a thong and being over 60 years with varicose veins and those big dimples is not cute. Men with stomach aprons covering their bathing suit, wear a xxx lg tee shirt, please. The circle of 25 beach chairs. Leave a gape for seniors to walk through. When setting up your camp, aim those concert speakers skyward. Let that poor old couple near you read a book or nap. The banner plane pilot may like your music. I weigh 240 pounds. Seeing 2 lifeguards guarding me who appear to be teenage girls concerns me when I swim.

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