To the young lady taking glamor photos in the middle of my beautiful dinner yesterday:How dare you? I know you're trying to become Insta-famous, but your silly photo shoot ruined the experience of the guests of the restaurant. I nearly choked on my tartare when you flipped your hair and a piece flew into Mort's foie gras. I was #disgusted by your disregard for others - all so you could try to impress your followers on social media. If my Uncle Ezra was there, he would have darn near had a stroke watching you flaunt your expensive clothing all for some cheap likes on social media. #checkplease