Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house. All were asleep except Biden the louse. He sat in his basement with a face full of glee For the election was stolen from you and from me. Then all of a sudden there was a commotion. He leapt from his chair in one awkward motion. He looked for the source where the racket was at And saw sitting in a wagon, one big fat rat. "On Schumer, on Harris, on Whitmer and Schiff" On Soros, on Cuomo and Newsom you nit. "We came here to laud Joe Biden you see" Said the Queen of the rats, Nancy Pelosi.