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Wildwood Crest

i have a pet alligator. I disguise her as a dog, lose the leash, and let her run the beach every day right after the guards get off. She loves to terrorize the tourists, bite off their toes, and chase the plovers and red knots. She has lots of dog friends who join us. No one ever bothers us. Its a big dog party! Dont worry about the ordinance, its never enforced. And dont bring a scooper, its biodegradable. Come join us!

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