Heard a Dr. on TV say to get through the bordom of self isolation we should finish things we start and thus have more calm in our lives. So I looked through the house to find all the things I've started but hadn't finished...so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys and Firefall, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. Just thought everyone could use a laugh
Moderator's Note: Don't we all need a laugh right now, and a few kind words for one another in Spout Off wouldn't be bad either.