Lifeguard pensions explained: although their pensions may be absurd, it takes years to develop seasoned, experienced guards. A revolving door of high school or college kids may make up the bulk of the guards, but it is vital that veterans return year after year to serve as administration and supervision. Otherwise, who does the training and management? Thankfully, the same adults return year after year. This is a professional, lifesaving service that takes coordination and organization. Maybe pensions are not popular, but without consistency there would be chaos.