Voters - Vote Tuesday Jan 26, 5pm-8pm. Special Election seeks millions in school construction bonds. Why isn't this vote in November? Because too many snowbird seniors would vote! Why only 5pm to 8pm? Because those seniors who stay here for the winter don’t like to drive in the dark! Schools teach Machiavelli, not Democracy; and, no, it’s not a type of pasta.
Moderator's Note: The January 26 special elections referenced by this Spouter are for a) Lower Cape May Regional School District to issue bonds for $6,367,963 and appropriate those funds for improvements and renovations to Lower Cape May Regional High School and Teitelman Middle School and b) Lower Township School District to issue bonds for $5,121,473 and appropriate those funds for improvements and renovations to Maud Abrams Elementary School, the Carl T. Mitnick Elementary School and the Charles Sandman Elementary School. Sample ballots for this election may be found at http://goo.gl/ccKLYn.