Why won’t some national chain come to Rio Grande? Maybe they have read your spouts. If so, they know you don’t like your neighbors (or their dog), EMTs, firemen, police, teachers, trash collectors, restaurant servers, government at all levels, people who drive too slow or too fast, drivers who are too young or too old, landlords, renters, people on motorcycles, people simply driving by your house, loud cars, loud radios and all outsiders (i.e., anyone not your childhood friend). Why would a chain want to open a restaurant and have their business added to the list of those you criticize?