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As all-time high temps are hitting Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a law effective July 1st that requires the State to ignore climate change when making policies. The bill also ends clean-energy grants and fuel-efficiency standards for government vehicles, encourages more natural-gas use and outlaws wind farms. As a result of DeSantis ending climate change by decree, hurricanes are expected to cease and dozens of insurance companies will return to his state immediately. Additionally, media outlets have been requested to halt using the "Heat Index" concept to measure the weather.

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