OK my MAGA Spouters, lets start getting our excuses ready for May 11th's "Beach Rally for Revenge" as to why Donald Trump will NOT NOT NOT be testifying on his own behalf in the Stormy Daniels / Karen McDougal / National Inquirer hush money for adultry case underway in NYC. Just because Trump already declared that he will testify in this Witch Hunt, you have a better chance of finding a flying broom than Trump swearing on Bible that he is not selling. Damn those 7th and 9th commandments!