Friends, liberals, and Marxist Countrymen. You know me, I’m Mr. Failure, your liaison for liberal ideas in America. We have brought you most of the failure you have requested, however we need your support to bring you the additional failure needed to complete our mission so that our vision of success we bring to the American people is complete. Increased taxes will be coming soon and we have planned for you to give generously. Unfortunately, this is still not enough, so some special assessments may be required in the future. We know you’ll understand. Sell our vision. It’s for our democracy