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So the state of NJ will not allow people who rent their homes to have plants within 18 inches of the residence. Wooden mulch is also a criminal offense in April! But if you don't rent, you can fill your gardens with deadly mulch and sinister plants that spontaneously combust. Red light and stop sign running, electric bikes speeding on sidewalks, that's all good!

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