I finally found out why I feel bloated and gassy. "In the last 25 years, we've seen that our guts are brimming with beneficial bacteria. (Also: viruses, fungi, archaea, and eukaryotes.) The role of microbiota in the gut-brain axis, an active network of communication between the intestinal nervous system and the central nervous system..." Well, all right then. Now I know. Wait a minute. Was that written in the English language? I did go to public school and I still feel bloated and gassy.