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Villas - As the days and nights get shorter, entertainment decreases as well. Now, I have trash day to look forward to. As the sanitation engineer moves from house-to-house, his seagull vision spots a galvanized receptacle. With the vision of seagull, it appeared he had a Sesame Street flashback, and charged the can. In a Hulk-like move, he ripped the lid from the can, and with the precision of a Globe Trotter put a backspin on the lid, slamming it into my fence. He did not find Oscar.

Print Publication Date: 
11/07/2018