Let’s set the record straight. Dennis Twp.

Town Bank - Let’s set the record straight. Dennis Twp. is awarded the dog-barking capital of the world based on the number of dog spouts per resident. Lower Twp. is deemed the dog s-word capital based on the acts of town council and management. They are even building a walkway for a few blocks by the bay as a dog doo-doo pile in place of sand dunes. Don’t blame the dogs, they are just expressing their opinion of politics in Lower Twp. where residents are considered second-class citizens to tourists. Cat s-word capital award is still open for consideration.

Print Publication Date: 
1/31/2018
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