I’m not being rude, but the ‘Avalonian’ who wants to build a can

Stone Harbor - I’m not being rude, but the ‘Avalonian’ who wants to build a canal between their town and ours is onto something. I’d go a step further. I propose strict border control and the construction of a wall to prevent Avalonian immigrants from entering our side of the island. It will be a sad sight, all those pickle ballers in their G Wagons stranded at our northern border. But, as humanitarians, we won’t let them suffer. We’ll provide Lilly Pulitzer dresses and Union League golf shirts for those caught in transition. We’re not savages, for Pete’s sake.