To a woman who stole the solar lantern from our porch, I hope it

Sea Isle City - To a woman who stole the solar lantern from our porch, I hope it fits in with your decor. Ironic that it says "WELCOME" on it... don't you think? You should have also taken the broken one; I suspect you have glue... then you'd have a matching set. I really liked your pink girls bike with the white basket on the handlebars. And the way you put our lantern in a plastic bag for safe transport along with the other items in the basket; doubtlessly stolen as well. Really? This is how you spend your Sunday? Next week's confessional should be interesting, "Forgive me...".

Print Publication Date: 
1/16/2019